John Kelly (born 1986) is a minor character in Tales from the Tuckerverse. A Decker State College alumni, John currently works in the mail room of Stone Drug Labs, a division of Stone Enterprises. Highly religious, John also volunteers at his church, which was where he met Tess Vole. John and Tess became boyfriend and girlfriend, John even occasionally loaning Tess his van.
- Current Age: 23
- Height: 6'5"
- Weight: 200 lbs
- Hair Color: Light Brunette
- Eye Color: Blue
- Hypnosis Rating: 2
- Current Place of Residence: Malibu, US
- Sexual Preference: Women
- Dodge Caravan, Personal Vehicle
- Tess Vole, Girlfriend
- John is based on actor Armie Hammer.