Jessica Alfa (born 1981) is a minor character in Clockwork and Tucker's Wand. A Hollywood A-list actress, she got her big break on the series Night Angel and before that working at the coffee shop Bean There. Jessica is frustrated that her likeness is present in the Fetishist Wax Museum. While Adison McBride works for Jessica as a personal assistant, Jessica is fairly lax about needing her, having needed to be talked into hiring her by her promoter Marcie Huxley in the first place.
- Current Age: 28
- Height: 5'6.5"
- Weight: 124 lbs
- Hair Color: Dyed Blonde, naturally Brunette
- Eye Color: Dark Brown
- Bra Size: 34B
- Hypnosis Rating: 1
- Current Place of Residence: Malibu, US
- Sexual Preference: Men
|1999||Burning Desires||TV Show||Sex Offender #3||First Acting Role|
|2000-2002||Night Angel||TV Show||Gabriella Zenith AKA Night Angel||First Starring Role|
|2002||Jungle Love||Film||Andrea Dufresne||Box Office Bomb; Considered a Cult Classic|
|2003||Into the Green||Film||Joy Turner|
|2003||Laser Patrol||Film||Iron Magnolia||Considered a Cult Classic|
|2004-2005||Fantastic Four||TV Show||Susan Storm AKA The Invisible Girl||Cancelled After One Season|
|2005||Blunt & Chronic||Film||Bonnie Blunt||Box Office Bomb|
|2006||Vampires of London||Film||Alice Bloodlust||Voted Worst Film of 2006 by Main Street|
|2007||The Spoils of Eden||Film||Anne Blonde|
|2008||Maximum Spy 4: in 2-D||Film||Agent Pleasant Bumming|
- Clockwork World
- Tucker's Wand XXIII: Tucker's Nightmare
- Tucker's Wand XXVI: Going Hollywood
- Tucker's Wand XXIX: The Waking Moment
- The IT Files: Darcy's Role
- Jessica is a spoof of actress Jessica Alba, who was frozen in Spy Kids 4.
- In spite of not appearing in certain stories Jessica is referenced a lot, specifically whenever Bean There makes an appearance, mannequins of her being in the window.