A Wax Statue of Jessica Alfa as Susan Storm
Jessica Alfa (born 1981) is a minor character in Clockwork and Tucker's Wand. A Hollywood A-list actress, she got her big break on the series Night Angel and before that working at the coffee shop Bean There. Jessica is frustrated that her likeness is present in the Fetishist Wax Museum. While Adison McBride works for Jessica as a personal assistant, Jessica is fairly lax about needing her, having needed to be talked into hiring her by her promoter Marcie Huxley in the first place.
Personal Information[]
- Current Age: 28
- Height: 5'6.5"
- Weight: 124 lbs
- Hair Color: Dyed Blonde, naturally Brunette
- Eye Color: Dark Brown
- Bra Size: 34B
- Hypnosis Rating: 1
- Current Place of Residence: Malibu, US
- Sexual Preference: Men
Filmography[]
| Year | Name | Format | Role | Notes |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1997 | Burning Desires | TV Show | Sex Offender #3 | First Acting Role |
| 2000-2002 | Night Angel | TV Show | Gabriella Zenith AKA Night Angel | First Starring Role |
| 2002 | Jungle Love | Film | Andrea Dufresne | Box Office Bomb; Considered a Cult Classic |
| 2003 | Into the Green | Film | Joy Turner | |
| 2003 | Puppet Mistress | Film | Nicole Marshville AKA The Puppet Mistress | Twentieth Highest Grossing Film of 2003 |
| 2003 | Laser Patrol | Film | Iron Magnolia | Considered a Cult Classic |
| 2004 | Paris Knights | Film | Roza Rodriguez | Third Highest Grossing Film of 2004 |
| 2004 | Bad Milk | Film | Valerie | |
| 2004-2005 | Fantastic Four | TV Show | Susan Storm AKA The Invisible Girl | Cancelled After One Season |
| 2005 | Blunt & Chronic | Film | Bonnie Blunt | Box Office Bomb |
| 2006 | Moscow Knights | Film | Roza Rodriguez | Second Highest Grossing Film of 2006 |
| 2006 | Vampires of London | Film | Alice Bloodlust | Voted Worst Film of 2006 by Main Street |
| 2007 | The Spoils of Eden | Film | Anne Blonde | |
| 2007 | Puppet Mistress 2: Monkey's Paw | Film | Nicole Marshville AKA The Puppet Mistress | Eighteenth Highest Grossing Film of 2007 |
| 2008 | Washington Knights | Film | Roza Rodriguez | Fifth Highest Grossing Film of 2008 |
| 2008 | Maximum Spy 4: in 2-D | Film | Agent Pleasant Bumming | |
| 2009 | Puppet Mistress 3: The Final String | Film | Nicole Marshville AKA The Puppet Mistress | In Post-Production |
Relationships[]
Staff[]
- Adison McBride, Personal Assistant
- Heidi Freeze, Agent
Friends[]
Appearances[]
- Clockwork World
- Tucker's Wand XXIII: Tucker's Nightmare
- Tucker's Wand XXVI: Going Hollywood
- Tucker's Wand XXIX: The Waking Moment
- The IT Files: Darcy's Role
Trivia[]
- Jessica is a spoof of actress Jessica Alba, who was frozen in Spy Kids 4.
- In spite of not appearing in certain stories Jessica is referenced a lot, specifically whenever Bean There makes an appearance, mannequins of her being in the window.